Zacchary Bird
Zacchary Bird
Quirky, indulgent vegan recipes.

Give a man a fish and he’ll eat for a day.

Teach a man to fish and he’ll eat for a lifetime, providing he dies before 2048 when the oceans could be completely fishless. Save a mermaid by making this completely plant-based version of the real thing. After years of writing fake meat recipes and people complaining that they’re too realistic - I’m giving the whingers what they want with this completely unrealistic, magical dish. Now that vegans have conquered an alternative for pretty much everything out there, we get to have fun by elevating our food beyond the boring traditional choices of meat.

If you haven’t had the chance to try real mermaid yet, it actually tastes surprisingly like some of the recipes already in my newest recipe ebook. How crazy is that! Start off by checking out the NO MORTAL EYES section of Meals for Mere Mortals for Mermaid Tail and Unicorn Steak and then let your imagination run wild!


1 batch of Marinated Blossoms from Beer Battered Banana Blossoms

¼ batch Rice Paper Bacon

1 batch Tartare Sauce 

1 small fennel


Purchase your copy of Meals for Mere Mortals for this full recipe, along with many others!