Zacchary Bird
Zacchary Bird
The vegan butcher, the vegan baker and the vegan trouble maker.

JALAPEÑO POPPERS

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When I die, I hope to be reincarnated as a jalapeño popper,

so that I may know what it feels like to be flawless in every way. Crispy and spicy on the outside with cooling cream cheese in the centre to balance it all out, this combination gives you your best chance at persevering through an entire bowl of chillies without needing any help from your friends. This recipe is republished from Vegan Junk Food, my debut cookbook.

Back in the day when Australia’s vegan fast food chain (Lord of the Fries) had plant based jalapeno poppers, I could subsist for entire meals on these alone - consequences be damned! So make a batch of these as a special treat and find out why I’m so obsessed with spicy-creamy jalapeño poppers.

What makes them so good?

This recipe is by a certified chilli lover so these are for spice fiends only! Blanching the chilli first softens it as it doesn’t take long once the jalapeño popper gets fried. The panko breadcrumbs create a crispy cocoon during the frying process - which makes it important to let them cool for a few minutes. Or else, the piping hot cream cheese and chilli seed filling could burst out as you crunch into the popper. Your tastebuds and not your facial beauty are meant to be the only casualties of this recipe, so take caution! Once they’ve cooled slightly, you’re good to crunch in while they’re still warm.

What makes these ones vegan?

Panko breadcrumbs are generally vegan with big chunky pieces of crumb that create a good ol’ cronch. The issue with standard breadcrumbs is surprisingly they’re often not vegan! Check the cheap ones at your local supermarket, you might be surprised to see they contain milk, egg, fish, the factory floor sweepings and what seems to be DNA matches for the last 100 missing persons cases in your local area. So always check, or default to panko.

Store bought cream cheese is often very thick, which is actually great here as deep frying oil temperatures turn them to delicious goo anyway. It’s mixed with garlic and shredded vegan cheese, which is the only vegan specific ingredient you truly need to track down for this, because..


What if I can’t find store bought vegan cream cheese?


I’ve got you! This is the vegan cream cheese recipe from Vegan Junk Food:

Makes 600 g (1 lb 5 oz/21⁄2 cups)

400 g (14 oz) raw cashews

150 g (51/2 oz) dairy-free yoghurt
2 teaspoons lactic acid (or 1/2 teaspoon citric acid)
1 teaspoon sea salt, plus extra if needed 2 teaspoons white vinegar, plus extra if needed
1 tablespoon nutritional yeast, plus extra if needed

Soak the cashews in plenty of cold water for at least 8 hours, or boil for 15 minutes, then drain and set aside to cool.

Place the cashews in a food processor and process for 1 minute, scraping down the side of the bowl as necessary. Add the yoghurt and continue to process until the mixture becomes smooth.

To make this cream cheese even more spectacular, make a dill cream cheese by adding the zest and juice of 1 lemon, 2 teaspoons of capers along with 2 teaspoons of brine from the jar and a garlic clove to the cream cheese mixture before processing to combine. Add a large handful of dill fronds and process briefly, then store in an airtight container in the fridge for up to 1 week. This alternative is perfectly at home stuffed into jalapeno poppers or spread onto bagels.

Add the remaining ingredients, then taste and adjust the flavour if necessary, adding more salt, vinegar or nutritional yeast. Process for a few more seconds – you’ll know it’s ready when the cheese is creamy without any graininess from the nuts.

Transfer to an airtight container and store in the fridge for up to 1 week.

Catch my episode with Bare Cravings where Haans Siver and I show you all the steps to make these vegan jalapeño pepper poppers…

or, tune into the replay of Sara Kidd’s and my live where I taught her how to pull off this very recipe!

Vegan Jalapeño Poppers

Vegan Jalapeño Poppers

Yield: 6
Author: Zacchary Bird
Prep time: 20 MinCook time: 5 MinTotal time: 25 Min
Plant based jalapeño poppers that are crispy and spicy on the outside with cooling cream cheese in the centre to balance it all out. This combination gives you your best chance at persevering through an entire bowl of chillies without needing any help from your friends. This recipe is by a certified chilli lover so these are for spice fiends only!

Ingredients

  • 6 fresh jalapeno chillies
  • 125 ml (4 fl oz/ 1/2 cup) soy milk
  • 2 teaspoons freshly squeezed lemon juice or white vinegar
  • 60 g (2 oz/ 1 cup) panko breadcrumbs
  • 30 g (1 oz/ half a cup) nutritional yeast
  • 75 g (23/4 oz/ half a cup) plain (all-purpose) flour
  • 2 teaspoons sea salt
  • 1 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper
  • 90 g (3 oz/1/3 cup) vegan cream cheese mixed with
  • 1 minced garlic clove
  • 30 g (1 oz) shredded dairy-free cheddar
  • canola oil, for deep-frying

Instructions

  1. Use a sharp paring knife to cut a T shape into the flesh of one half of each jalapeno. The aim is to keep the stem and body of the chilli intact, so make the first incision just under the stem, only cutting halfway through the chilli. Intersect this incision with another cut along the length of the chilli. Sort of like you're opening one of those little individual cereal packets if you know what I'm talking about.
  2. Bring a small saucepan of water to the boil over high heat. Use a small teaspoon to prise open the jalapenos and scrape out the chilli seeds and membranes, while keeping the chillies intact. Reserve the seeds and discard the membrane. Drop each chilli into the boiling water and blanch for 3 minutes, then drain and run under cold running water to stop the cooking process.
  3. Make a basic buttermilk by combining the soy milk and lemon juice or vinegar in a tall glass. Set aside for a few minutes to thicken.
  4. Combine the panko breadcrumbs and nutritional yeast in one bowl and the flour, salt and pepper in another bowl. Mix the cream cheese with the shredded cheese and, if you can handle it, stir through some of the scraped jalapeno seeds. Use a teaspoon to scoop 2 tablespoons of the cream cheese mixture into each hollowed-out jalapeno. The cheese mixture will help the jalapeno poppers seal shut.
  5. Heat the oil in a large heavy-based saucepan over medium–high heat. Test if the oil is ready by inserting a wooden skewer or the handle of a wooden spoon into the oil; if it begins to bubble quickly then you’re ready to go
  6. Picking up a popper by its stem, coat it in the seasoned flour, then dip into the tall glass, swirling to fully coat the chilli in the buttermilk. Finally, roll the popper in the breadcrumbs until completely coated. Repeat with the remaining poppers.
  7. Working in batches, fry the poppers in the hot oil for 3 minutes or until crisp and golden. Transfer to paper towel to drain. Serve hot and don’t waste time fiddling with dipping sauces as these poppers are the whole package

Nutrition Facts

Calories

186.16

Fat

8.26 g

Sat. Fat

1.92 g

Carbs

22.3 g

Fiber

3.57 g

Net carbs

18.73 g

Sugar

2.21 g

Protein

7.07 g

Sodium

1169.78 mg

Cholesterol

0.6 mg
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Spicy plant based jalapeño poppers photographed by Pete Dillon for Vegan Junk Food cookbook, available as an e-book wherever you buy ‘em.